tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine.

Oct 19

I don’t care. guys will always look even hotter when they’re wearing that graph paper shirt. bonus point for adding a sweater vest.

i have such a problem.

Oct 19
Oct 19
cognitivedissonance:

azspot:

Matt Bors

And there it is.

cognitivedissonance:

azspot:

Matt Bors

And there it is.

Oct 19
bestpal:

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

oh he gettin it

bestpal:

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

oh he gettin it

Oct 19
kira-and-babytj:

Artfully explained

kira-and-babytj:

Artfully explained

Oct 19
Oct 19

high-zen-burg:

this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs 

the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear

who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies

who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.

you’re loved too. don’t forget that.

Oct 19

spookykasaneteto:

prussianinamerica:

spookykasaneteto:

"It’s Columbus Day" I whisper, as I walk into a store and take items, and then leave. The security guards inform me that this is not the intent if the holiday

More like take everything then slaughter everyone in the store

What do you mean “this isn’t your store” I discovered it on my way to macys

Oct 19

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

Oct 19

rescuemeandshowmethastars:

not gonna lie, i was really surprised when callie said she was bisexual. like the fact she actually said the word. that’s how fucking rare it is to hear it

Oct 19

moment of silence because Matthew Morrison got married and it wasn’t to me

Oct 19
Oct 19
wagnetic:

clawfoottub:

stefanyancat:

demondeans-freckles:

ceruleanseaslug:

fatimaammar:

The first animal you see is your patronus!

A FUCKING LLAMA

I got a motherfucking bear
hell yes

A snake!

Armadillo? Makes sense somehow.

Iguana :/

gorilla ..?

wagnetic:

clawfoottub:

stefanyancat:

demondeans-freckles:

ceruleanseaslug:

fatimaammar:

The first animal you see is your patronus!

A FUCKING LLAMA

I got a motherfucking bear

hell yes

A snake!

Armadillo? Makes sense somehow.

Iguana :/

gorilla ..?

Oct 19
Oct 19
tenaciousunlight:

Please give me this.

tenaciousunlight:

Please give me this.