When I give you a reading assignment I expect you to finish it.
Now you will read it aloud while I use you for My pleasure.
Keep reading though, because every time you stop, I stop.
Every time I stop that earns you five.
That could be five swats with the crop.
Five days without orgasm.
Five minutes bound painfully.
I may even split them up.
Did you lose your place already?
Well, that’s the first five then….
Now, start over.
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
holy shit!! this movie was boring and complicated and terrible but the ending!! AHHHHh that was the hottest ending! oh god, Cary Grant and Mae West have the hottest chemistry together. Jesus.
“You’re my prisoner, and I’m gonna be your jailer for a long time.”
*swoon* *melting* *cumming buckets*
Pre-Code movies really are the filthiest.
oh my god, this is the best
- Cary Grant: Well, surely you don't mind my hold your hand.
- Mae West: It ain't heavy. I can hold it myself.
It bothers me that people are literally profitting from my oppression. Straight but not Narrow doesn’t help queer people it “helps” allies, and they are making money by selling merchandise based on queer oppression, and not using that money to stop it. It boils my blood.
a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
